holiday gift suggestion

[rwx]

Note that I'm a vegetarian and therefore my needs for bacon are somewhat limited.

Hello.

I'm writing you today to talk about holiday presents. When you're staring Saint Nick in his cold, dead eyes this year and you're once again wondering what to get other members of the community as gifts,
consider given the gift of nature's perfect food.

Shelf-Stable Bacon will bring a tear of joy to the eyes of even the most jaded burner. When it's 3am on the playa, and they're coming back for the night wacked out of their mind, they'll have your glorious precooked bacon gift to keep them happy.

Best of all, since it's shelf stable, it will keep. Nothing says you want a friend to stay around like a gift laced with preservatives. Now available at a market near you.

Trust me, I'm a vegetarian.
--rwx